Oh, ladies and gentlemen get your seatbelts on and set out for a thrilling ride of insanity! "Cocaine Bear" is an awesome ride, in more way than just one. The film takes a "bear-y" true story and transforms it into a comical horror movie that will bring you to your feet, scratching your head and pondering the decisions made by bears and drug smugglers.
Cocaine Bear
When we first meet the gorgeous Andrew C Thornton, played brilliantly by Matthew Rhys, you know that you're going to be a thrilling rollercoaster. He's a smuggler with style of grace, style, and way of dropping his shipment in the most unfortunate areas. And he had no idea just how he'd be the source of the legend of the century--the "Cocaine Bear!"
Don't be able to remember what you believe you know about bears or their nutritional preferences. This film is bold in its position and suggests that when bears are exposed to cocaine, they will not just have fun, but make themselves into bloodthirsty mobsters! Forget about Godzilla it's time to welcome a new leader in town. And Bears have a fascination for powdered compounds.
Our cast of characters, including police that are incompetent that aren't paying attention, criminals in a state of utter chaos, and the innocent bystanders who could not find a way through a bag of paper can keep you on your toes. Their collective incompetence is incredible to witness. If you ever find yourself at a loss for something to laugh about then just think about police officers Bob Springs and Officer Reba Mitchell working together to investigate some crime and not accidentally shooting each other.
We must not forget our courageous adventurers Olaf as well as Elsa. Not the two of "Frozen." The two hikers come across the treasures of Colombian delights, and then before you're able to say "Bearzilla," they become first targets of Cocaine Bear's fervent appetite. You know, why do you need someone to play Disney princess when you have hissing, running bear at large?
It strikes the right tension between humour (blog post) and horror with its humor, making you laugh when you laugh and then grip your popcorn in fear the next. Body count goes up faster than hair in your neck, which is why you'll want to cheer to each demise with wild enjoyment. It's similar to watching a National Geographic special hosted by the Grim Reaper.
Now, let's talk about the final showdown. Imagine the scene: a waterfall with a roaring stream in the background. our courageous family comprising Sari, Dee Dee, and Henry getting ready to tackle the Cocaine Bear. It's an epic war for over a century, filled with fireworks, bear roars and enough white powder place Tony Montana to shame. And just when you think this bear's gone, it's resurrected by a cocaine explosion! Talk about a revival of famous proportions.
It's true that "Cocaine Bear" may have certain flaws. The editing is just as quick as a caffeinated squirrel, which leaves you scratching your head and contemplating if the reel is actually used to serve as scratching posts. But fear not, dear viewers, because the bear CGI is impressively top-of-the line. The bear has the power to steal the show and the editing team seemed to appear to be in the midst of a sugar rush themselves.
This film is a mixture with tension, double crossings and unanticipated bonds. It's like mixing tequila with bear saliva--unconventional and unforgettable. If the credits are rolling and you exit the theatre smiling on your face, remember what the reviewer's final suggestion was: Don't feed bears anything, especially not heroin or fellow trekkers. As I've said before, it's unlikely to be a good thing for everyone involved.
Get your popcorn, buckle yourself up and be swept away by the thrilling world of "Cocaine Bear." A unique film experience and will leave you with suspense, considering the importance of bears' in-depth party possibility.